Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Dont' be afraid it's just me in glasses and a moustache.
The Big Breakfast
If I'd of presented the Big Breakfast with Mel it would of looked a bit like this.
If Mckenzie Crook - that bloke from the Office, were to ever piss on me - it would look something like this - seconds later.
This is what I'd look like if I were ever asked to present Hollywood Squares on TV.
If I were ever asked to host Celebrity Squares I'd choose these people as guests.
RI:SE Channel 4
This is how I'd look if I were to wear a blue dress on Salinas Beach in Ibiza.
Here I am naked with The Office's Mckenzie Crook and ITN's Romily Weeks